Героям танцпола посвящается

[dva_hvosta]

Одна йуная американская дева сходила на наш чудный Диккенс Фэр и написала о впечатлениях в своем неожиданно популярном бложике. Статься мгновенно распространилась (заинтересованные лица отслеживают, чо). Особенно та ее часть, в которой говорится о прекрасном принце, увлекшем деву в волшебный мир вальса.

Итак. Утро. Гримерка. Дамы в панталончиках, мужчины в рубашках. Ищут пожарные, ищет милиция неведомого героя в черном плаще синем пиджаке. Вот по этому вот нарисованному все в том же бложике фотороботу:



Никого не напоминает?

А далее, собственно, текст и иллюстрации. После которых не совсем понятно, то ли гордиться мужем, то ли приревновать.


and there was a huge dance floor for anyone who wanted to waltz with a partner
and so we were looking for mom, and watched the dance floor to see if we could spot her (she wasn’t there anyway tho). so while that was happening, this one man in a nice blue suit from across the room approached us, and then looked at me
and smiled
and
asked me
if i wOULD LIKE TO HAVE THIS DANCE WITH HIM………
AND LET ME TELL U HE WAS REALLY HANDSOME
LIKE
HERE’S A DRAWING-OF-HIM-FROM-MY-SHITTY-MEMORY HANDSOME



aND HE HAD A REALLY GENTLE VOICE AND A BRITISH ACCENT TOO AND UUUGGGH
AND OF COURSE I SAID I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO DANCE OR DO THE WALTZ AND HE JUST SAID




AND SO THE GENTLEMAN ESCORTED ME TO THE DANCE FLOOR AND PROCEEDED TO TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE
AND HE WAS REALLY NICE AND SHOWING ME STEP BY STEP (pun intended) AND I KEPT MESSING UP AND SAYING SORRY BUT ALL HE REPLIED WAS




like god damn hE WAS SO SWEET
AND JUST WHEN I FINALLY GOT THE HANG OF IT
THE SONG ENDED
I WAS SO SAD MAN I KINDA WANTED TO DANCE WITH HIM SOME MORE
and it was very sweet of him to escort me back to my sister and her boyfriend ahahaha
i don’t care if he was just one of the actors for the fair hE WALKED ALL THE WAY FROM THE OTHER END OF THE HUGE ASS ROOM JUST TO DANCE WITH ME WHEN THERE WERE PRETTIER, CLOSER WOMEN IN DRESSES AROUND HIM
NO HE JUST HAD TO COME TO THE LITTLE MASCULINE-WANNABE CHICKA IN THE SUIT
this has never happened to me before okay so i’m flattered LET ME BE HAPPY

Comments

[Mayra]

как мило

[Aerosmile]

Как это КРУУУУТО!!!! Клас клас классс!!!!!!))0 Я правда, по английски нихрена не поняла. но.... Передай Вите - что он ИСТИННЫЙ РЫЦАРЬ!)))))